What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I’ve got my eye on you!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite!
What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?
“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?
Odour, Odour in the court!
Why was the broom late for school?
Because he over swept!
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