What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Is it just me or do you smell carrots?
Sarah: I haven’t slept in days.
Eryn: Aren’t you tired?
Sarah: No, I sleep at night!
What’s a cop’s favorite food?
Corn on the cop!
What did the goat say to the White House?
You have so maaaaaaany rooms!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
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